This is a belated account of perhaps the best thanksgiving I have yet celebrated. Thanksgiving has always been a favorite holiday of mine. It is a holiday to celebrate being together with friends, neighbors, and family. It can be religiously based, but not necessarily. There is a basic menu (turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and biscuits), but the trimmings and fixings are left to whim and tradition. No one’s thanksgiving is ever quite the same as anyone else’s, which makes it a fantastic holiday to share and reinvent.
So, thanksgiving in Turkmenistan…we had the basic menu. Halley raised and slaughtered with the aid of Clemens two turkeys. We had at least 4 kilos of mashed potatoes, and enough stuffing to stuff both turkeys and two casserole dishes. I baked the biscuits and they didn’t entirely suck. I was pleased with this, as it was the first time that I had made biscuits that didn’t come from a Pillsbury tube. We also had salad with real ranch dressing, beets with walnuts, carrots, squash, pretzels, pumpkin pie, brownies, and molasses sugar cookies. It was a feast for the ages.
A fun aside about the turkey slaughter—the actual death of the birds took place at dawn on Thanksgiving Day. I know dawn sounds melodramatic, but with dawn is at about 7:45 at this point. If we wanted thanksgiving at all, the turkeys had to die before the sun came up. I was not actually present at the event. Watching things die causes infertility, plus I had to work. Clemens was the chief executioner, and Halley his able-bodied assistant. Apparently the death part went well. There was a sharpened blade, and a mercifully quick deathblow. Halley and Clemens then took the carcasses to defeather them. They were working on the larger of the two birds when Halley’s host mom came out and said, “Halley-jan, where’s the other turkey?”
Yes, the dead bird had vanished. Clemens and Halley—I imagine—started running around like chickens with, well, their heads cut off. That image is sort of a cross between a bad pun and poorly placed irony, but it’s the best I can do. Finally, a small child who had been watching the Americans tells them that the dog has the bird. Yes, a dog stole our turkey. Clemens stepped up and did some serious battle and managed to wrest most of the bird from the jaws. In the end we lost most of the neck and one of the breasts. Rabies does die when you cook it at 420 degrees for four hours, right?
The meal was also the fond farewell for the T-15s all of whom left for greener pastures the following week. Angela made the most amazing tribute DVD. It was clips, music, and photos of a year’s adventures together. We had scenes at Merv, Ashgabat, conferences, and just hanging out. I cried a bit by the end. It’s hard to see friends go, but it really hard when they are as amazing as the 15s.