Written September 10
I’ve found that it’s much easier to get through time here, if it’s broken up in to chunks with little victories and treats to look foreword to. For example, this month will end with my parent’s visit! After that, the next major event on the horizon will be thanksgiving.
It may seem early to be considering Thanksgiving, but being here invariable means that things take three to four times as long as they would otherwise. But, planning ahead will ensure we can gather all of our fixings and celebrate to the fullest. It does require a lot of arranging. People are begging for their favorite goodies, and don’t worry, I’ll be joining their ranks by the end of this e-mail. There aren’t cranberries here, nor sage for stuffing. One volunteer is dead seat on bacon bits and mini marshmallows for green bean casserole and sweet potatoes respectively. Then there is the Turkey; it simply wouldn’t be thanksgiving without it.
After much deliberation and debate, we decided to raise our own. Actually, we aren’t raising them, She is. (Peace Corps has this thing about using names of people without permission; she probably would say yes, but I haven’t ask. This is my cover my bases in a litigious society.) She lives in a tiny village—the oba of the obas, and she decided that the only way we could get a turkey that had been fed more than watermelon rinds was to feed them herself. So, she went to the bazaar and spent about 5 dollars on two chicks. We hope they will fatten up in the next few months.
She also made this interactive, by leaving messages and photos of the chicks in our mailbox. We have questions to answer and points to ponder. For example, right now their names are either Bill and Ted or Pepe and Juanita. My vote is for Bill and Ted because they are both boys. Apparently boy turkeys are more delicious than the girls. I would have assumed the reverse, but you learn new things every day. We are also encouraged to submit diets. So far, the best has been to force feed them onions and garlic so as to imbue them with flavor even before they get close to the oven. I wonder if that would work? At the moment, though they have corn and wheat germ.
We already have the executioner lined up. He killed some birds last year, so he has the experience. I am just so thrilled at how we will create an all American holiday in the midst of what is decidedly not America. There will be more updates on the Turkeys from time to time, so keep reading. Stay tuned for such riveting information as color, age, weight, and perhaps even photos if I can steal them from her!
Now for the begging part…you knew it was coming and read on anyway! If anyone wants to contribute to operation thanksgiving we would appreciate any or all of the following.
All Spice (a jar)
Bacon Bits (2-3 packages)
Those thin fried onion things (2-3 packages)
Canned green beans (2-3 cans)
Cranberry sauce (jellied and with fruit)
Pie pans (2)
A meat thermometer (one—I’d rather not get salmonella)
Mini marshmallows (one package)
Brown Sugar (2 packages)
Sage
Packaged gravy mix for next day sandwiches (3-4)
Muffin Pan (1)
If you send something, please make a note of it in the comments section and the amount sent. I will appreciate everything that comes, but I have a fear of endless cranberry sauce. Please read the comments before sending.